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* I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. — George Bernard Shaw * Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. — Groucho Marx * It’s a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. — Sir Winston Churchill * Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. — Unknown * The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. — W. Somerset Maugham * Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen * I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. —Ralph Waldo Emerson * Please note that “quotes” is a verb and “quotations” is the noun. One quotes someone and in doing so makes a quotation. — Susan T. Case * The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations. — Isaac Disraeli * After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. — Henry Louis Mencken, on Shakespeare * A book of quotations . . . can never be complete. — Robert M. Hamilton Please Visit our Sponsor (Ads open in separate window)