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Are you addicted to ICQ?
You might be addicted to ICQ if . . .
20. You have your uin# memorized.
19. You have a uin# that is 6 digits (the new ones are 8 digits geeze!).
18. You wish you had a uin# with 6 digits.
17. You really start to miss people you’ve never seen.
16. Your tired of getting chain letters, yet you can’t resist the urge to send them to everyone on your list.
15. You get a tattoo with your uin#.
14. Your cat has its own uin#.
13. You can’t call your mother ... she doesn’t have ICQ.
12. You start those ICQ chain letters because you haven’t gotten one in a few days.
11. You have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people are.
10. You want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to use the ICQ search engine.
9. You’ve ever felt the urge to type.
8. You know what UIN stands for.
7. You go into labour and you stop to type a “special” away message.
6. Or if you have a low number you get your uin# on your license plate.
5. You put on special mood music while talking to certain people on your list.
4. Your username is mentioned on an ICQ web page
(or worse...it’s published in printed material somewhere).
3. Your Internet provider disconnects you for using an *unlimited* account too much
2. Your dog leaves you...
And the #1 reason you might be addicted to ICQ is................
1. Your grandmother knows what ICQ is.
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