If you cut two apples and three pears into 10 pieces each, what would you have? Fruit salad

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Why did the baby computer stay away from school? It had a bad virus.

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Why did the computer screen go to school? So that it could become a school monitor.

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Sunny: I know someone who is 30-year-old and who’s still in fifth grade. Ben: No way! Sunny: Yes, she’s my teacher.

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Teacher: I take real pleasure in giving you a 90 in the science test. Student: Why don’t you give me a 100 and really enjoy yourself?

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What snacks did the computer laptop have? Computer chips Where does it never rain? Under an umbrella!

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Why did the computer go to the school cafeteria? It wanted a few bytes.

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Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework? Student: The hard drive ate it.

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