Jokes

Published January 19, 2013

Q: What are fish’s favourite subjects?

A: Fishics and fishical education.

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Q: What happens when an egg laughs?

A: It cracks up!

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

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Q: What do you get if cross a line of Barbies?

A: A barbeque!

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Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?

Host: Because you are eating from the dog’s bowl!

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Q: What’s a horse’s favourite drink?

A: Lemon-neighed!

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Q: Two tigers were eating a clown. What did one of the tigers say to the other?

A: “Does this taste funny to you?”

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Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: With tomato paste!

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Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster?

A: From a distance.

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Q: Why was the mother firefly unhappy?

A: Because her children weren’t that bright!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh.

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Q: Why can’t skeletons play church music?

A: Because they have no organs.

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Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?

A: The no-bell prize.— Compiled by The Surfer 

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