Q: What are fish’s favourite subjects?
A: Fishics and fishical education.
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Q: What happens when an egg laughs?
A: It cracks up!
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
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Q: What do you get if cross a line of Barbies?
A: A barbeque!
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Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog’s bowl!
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Q: What’s a horse’s favourite drink?
A: Lemon-neighed!
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Q: Two tigers were eating a clown. What did one of the tigers say to the other?
A: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster?
A: From a distance.
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Q: Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
A: Because her children weren’t that bright!
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
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Q: Why can’t skeletons play church music?
A: Because they have no organs.
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Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A: The no-bell prize.— Compiled by The Surfer
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