Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is the sky so high?
So the birds won't bump their heads!
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Because it would take too long to iron them!
Why do doctors wear masks while doing an operation?
If they make a mistake no one will know who did it!
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.— Compiled by The Surfer