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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.

While the rest of the world celebrates holidays, Pakistanis devour holidays. People work five days a week and have a two-day weekend in the rest of the world but there is no custom of work here. Work is an ideal mentioned only in Quaid-e-Azam’s words, “Work, work and only work!” This saying of the founders’ is now mostly found written on the decayed walls of government offices and schools, and followed in neither. In this country, only the poor and the women work and their work is not valued at all. That is why the only categories of people who work are treated as second class citizens and remain at the bottom rung of the ladder.

Previously, we had a six-day week with a holiday on Sunday. Then, the believers came and moved the holiday to Friday. In 1994, a US-returned adviser in Benazir Bhutto’s government had an idea that our country should also work five days a week and have a two-day holiday. But the poor thing didn’t know that our public doesn’t work anyway. When these holidays were implemented, the comfort-loving nation became even more laid-back. It would be a miracle if they worked at least two days a week. State-run offices operate at the speed of a sloth on a hot summer’s day. A two-day holiday became a weekly Eid for them.

Even nowadays, the federal cabinet has announced a two-day weekend in order to save electricity. The provinces don’t take any notice of this. However, the federal government’s departments are saving the government’s electricity and in the process, are getting a two-day weekend too. The worst part is that even the banks remain closed on Saturday. Eventually, some private banks did start doing business on Saturdays. However, most banks remain closed on both days. People like you and I end up in muddle over the weekend if we forget to take money out from the bank on a Friday.

They have a myriad of other ways to add encumbrances to the long list of your daily trials. If there are two consecutive holidays coming up, the government attaches another day-off before or after so that its’ ‘hard-working’ employees can rest more and visit their ancestral homes too. Sindh’s awami government has been announcing holidays ever since it came to power. They just dish out a holiday whenever they please. By now, people are assured that along with the two-day holiday, there’s definitely a bonus leave. If not, they can always take a few days off anyway. Nobody’s going to be held accountable anyway. Then there’s our beloved Rehman Malik. If he likes, he can make the public sit at home for a whole week.

Be it Rehman Malik, Quaid-e-Tehreek or even our maulvi hazraat, do the math and you’ll see exactly how many times a spanner is thrown into the works. Someone is martyred and the entire country is made to stay home for a few days. Everyday, there is mourning, or protesting and strikes. A few cars are torched, bringing the wheel to a halt. Billions and trillions of rupees are lost due to all these ‘holidays’ every year. No one is keeping tabs. Karachi is supposed to be the backbone of Pakistan’s economy. But it has lost 60 per cent of its industry. Investors are now looking to other cities, even other countries, especially Bangladesh, which happens to be topping the list. Now India too has allowed us to invest in their industries.

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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.

Our government is so keen on holidays that it has spoilt the public too. Employees in private offices now have excuses like traffic, CNG, riots, strikes. The state of education has slowly started to show its effects. The private schools cover the syllabi through extra classes. But the government schools will never make that mistake. They don’t teach during working hours, so how can they take responsibility for the rest of the days?

God bless the judges whose favours added CNG to the list of excuses for skiving work. Now people drive all over the city looking for open CNG pumps. You will be standing in long queues at the stations for at least half a day. Your office and business becomes less important. What do the current and potential leaders care about these miseries? One is worried about saving his power, while the other is worried about coming into power. The public will continue to suffer.

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-Illustration by Khuda Bux Abro.

This blessed month comes with 10 days off: five Saturdays, five Sundays. Then there is Quaid-e-Azam’s birth anniversary on Dec 25 (what if Jinnah Sahab hadn’t been born on Dec 25? Our Christian brothers would have been left without this holiday too. Why would our Islamic country give a holiday for Christmas?) And then there is Benazir Bhutto’s death anniversary. That gives us 12 holidays. If a few more days were added to this holiday by our friends, it would make a 15-day holiday this month.

God forbid if the agencies give Rehman Malik reports of potential threats, or Quaid-e-Tehreek, Qoum parast and maulvi gentlemen give calls for protests or strikes. Then we will be awarded 20 days-off. Even people living in countries that celebrate Christmas are not this lucky!

A few days ago, some statistics were published in our newspapers about the countries with the most holidays. All countries were mentioned except ours. Our neighbour, India turned out to be the country that has the least amount of holidays and has the largest amount of people working on holidays. Allegedly we are in competition with them in every field. We are ahead of the entire world in working the least, not just our neighbour. Is there any country that can beat us in our apathy and lethargy? Let them languidly step forward to take up the challenge.

 


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The author has dabbled in every form of the visual arts. An activist to the core, Abro’s work deals with social themes and issues ranging from human rights to dictatorial regimes. He is currently working for DAWN as an illustrator.

Updated Dec 06, 2012 12:09pm

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Comments (Closed)


ExPak!
Dec 06, 2012 12:58pm
How does Pakistans holidays compare with other countries.......[just write about National holidays only excluding weekends and employee holiday as per contract] In UK, there are 8 Statutory Holidays other than the weekends including Christmas and New Year! In US, I hear it's less....can some one confirm! In Middle East (GCC), I have first hand experience of between 11-12 days off as Statutory Holidays, mostly for the two Eids. In S. Korea I hear these guys have very few holidays and are very hard working! Perhaps 4-5 Statutory Holidays and also very less Employee days off!
A.Dyanaranjan
Dec 08, 2012 06:07am
If you see the number of days given as leave in Sri Lanka, Pakistan is much better and workwise majority of Sri Lankans are idlers.
Seriously!
Dec 06, 2012 12:49pm
One more thing...does Pakistan celebrate the New Years Day! That would be great, after a tough December, you get the 1st day of the New Year off as well! Yippee!
Seriously!
Dec 06, 2012 12:45pm
Whats lacking in Pakistan Society is wide-spread appreciation and implementation of a system of meritocracy! Where we have it, things are wonderfull.....good examples are the Army and Private Sector.. The problem lies with anything governmental or quasi-govermental! Unfortunately, we have too much of our economy still in the hands of the Government!
Karachi Wala
Dec 07, 2012 05:58pm
Pakistan needs to follow Malaysia’s path in order to move up the ladder of prosperity.
Dr Khan
Dec 07, 2012 05:31pm
Mr. vijay, you are very biased person. only Zuhar prayer comes during working hours and it takes only 10 minutes to offer it. Hats off to Dawn. I want to ask Mr. Vijay, give me one example of an Indian news paper which will post my comments about "puja".
Hammad
Dec 06, 2012 03:29pm
Hilarous article KUdos LOL
punjabi
Dec 06, 2012 03:30pm
pakistanis are an extremely intelligent kaum, they achieve more work in less time. :)
Asghar
Dec 07, 2012 05:15pm
I see opportunity here for the unemployed.
KKRoberts
Dec 07, 2012 05:04pm
This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays. This only happens once every 824 years. The Chinese call it the Money Bag.
javed
Dec 06, 2012 07:49pm
Pakistanis dont work. The article by Abro is dead on. How can you prosper when you are having half the year off.
Capt C M Khan
Dec 07, 2012 10:00am
Hilarious and correct. Enjoyed reading it. Mr Abro forgot to mention when Pakistan is playing cricket it is half holiday and if playing against India full holiday...LOL
Dev
Dec 07, 2012 11:34am
still fooling yourself :)
Fawad
Dec 07, 2012 12:54am
No comparison with Malaysia. They have so many holidays that we need a calender to keep track of them. Starts with Chinese new year(2 days), Thai Pusan, Prophet Mohammad(PBUH) birthday, Easter, Diwali, Malay king birthday and birthday of king of each province( 12 all together), eid's , Christmas , hajj new year and muharam and almost forgot 2 in ramazan. For schools some of the above are for a full week. additionally if a holiday falls on weekend then the days after the weekend is a replacement holiday. I am sure i missed few :)
vijay, chennai, India
Dec 07, 2012 05:20am
Even on a working day please deduct the number of hours spent for prayers