Professor: How was my class today?
Student: It had a happy ending sir. Everyone was happy that it ended.
Question: What should you pay apart from fee when you go to school?
Hina goes with her father at a horse race.
“Daddy, will all these horses win prizes at the end?”
Father: “Only the first one to finish, dear”
Hina: “Then why are the others still running?”
Son: “Dad, were you the one who told me they once kicked you out of the school?”
Father: “Yes son, why?”
Son: “I think it’s hereditary”
Teacher: Name five domestic animals.
Student: Dog, cat, cow and two goats.
Father to his son: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Son: “A soldier!”
Father: “But you might get injured by enemies!”
Son: “Then I want to become an enemy!”
Naila sees for the first time in her life a rainbow, turns to her mom.
“Look mom, what a wonderful ad”
Teacher: Give some example of pronouns.
Student: Who, me?— Compiled by The Surfer