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Son: I brought a pair of camouflage trousers the other day. Father: Well why aren’t you wearing them? Son: Because I can’t find them.

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday because the rest are weekdays.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh!

Girl: Teacher! Teacher! My sister is only five years old and she can spell her name backwards! Teacher: That’s quite remarkable! What is her name? Girl: Anna.

Why was the moon not hungry? Because it was full!

What kind of star goes to jail? A shooting star!

— Compiled by The Surfer

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