Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: HEARTY CONJUGATIONS

Eos presents further excerpts from a schoolbook charting out the Republic of Cliftonia’s history Published 21 Apr, 2024 08:19am

CLIFTONIA: STUDENTS OF HISTORY

Eos presents excerpts from a history schoolbook in the Republic of Cliftonia Published 24 Mar, 2024 05:58am

CLIFTONIA: FACE TO FACE

In an exclusive, General GHQ interviews himself and assures Cliftonians everything will be OK Published 25 Feb, 2024 07:25am

CLIFTONIA: THE SYMBOLIC BIKINI (A PLAY IN ONE ACT)

In which the allocation of election symbols is debated behind closed doors... Published 28 Jan, 2024 07:18am

CLIFTONIA: BACK TO THE FUTURE

Cliftonians can look forward to a rebranding of Martial Law(n) Published 31 Dec, 2023 09:41am

CLIFTONIA: FOUNTS OF WISDOM

Cliftonia’s top podcasters get together on one platform, with unsurprisingly explosive results Published 10 Dec, 2023 08:20am

CLIFTONIA: CHILDREN OF LIGHT

The International Cliftonian Museum of Enlightened Rationalism celebrates the icons of Cliftonia and their real inspirational Published 12 Nov, 2023 07:01am

CLIFTONIA: ‘THE RADICAL LEFT ATE MY HOMEWORK!’

Cliftonians need to be aware of a radical group desperately trying to infiltrate our sanctimonious spaces Published 15 Oct, 2023 06:40am

CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONOMICS TO THE RESC UE

Patriotic hard-working Cliftonians from across Whatsapp groups have devised a plan to rescue the country’s flailing economy Published 17 Sep, 2023 06:03am

CLIFTONIA: CELEBRATING THE REPUBLIC(ANS)

Cliftonia’s saviours, heroes and patriots marked Independence Day in style Published 20 Aug, 2023 07:39am

CLIFTONIA: BILLIONAIRES OF THE WORLD UNITE

Excerpts from the 5,000-page ‘Cliftonian Bill of Rights’ drafted by the flatulent affluent… Published 23 Jul, 2023 05:25am

CLIFTONIA: MOON RIVER AND ME

A brand new, multibillion dollar, real estate scheme has been launched, to turn the dark side of the moon into a Cliftonia of … Published 25 Jun, 2023 05:12am

CLIFTONIA: UNPRECEDENTED LEAKAGE

The problems of the upper echelons of Cliftonia come to light, as an anonymous source leaks audio tapes of several conversations… Published 28 May, 2023 09:58am

CLIFTONIA: EXTRA-CURRICULAR CURRICULUMS

Eos gets access to a list of approved questions compiled for school textbooks by the upper echelons of the Republic of Cliftonia Published 30 Apr, 2023 07:04am

CLIFTONIA: ‘ABSURDISTAN’ — A LOVE STORY

A popular film director goes head to head with a famous scriptwriter over a fantastical film story idea… Published 02 Apr, 2023 07:22am

CLIFTONIA: LET US EAT CAKE

A high-level meeting convenes to discuss how to generate revenue for a bankrupt Republic of Cliftonia Published 05 Mar, 2023 07:13am

CLIFTONIA: THEIR MASTER’S VOICE

National Hope & Icon Nazir Jr pens a heartfelt appeal to the Western establishment for help against the local Cliftonian establi… Published 29 Jan, 2023 06:23am

CLIFTONIA: HAPPY NEW YEAR, MERAY CLIFTONIANS!

The leading lights of Cliftonia reveal their resolutions for the New Year... Published 01 Jan, 2023 07:44am

CLIFTONIA: RENDEZVOUS WITH REBECCA

Jimmy Jirga and Rebecca De Chandio meet for a public tête–à–tête to discuss philosophy and their leader. Updated 05 Dec, 2022 01:14pm

CLIFTONIA: IT’S DEJA VU, ALL OVER AGAIN!

This is not the first pied piper to have graced the Republic of Cliftonia. Its generous citizens have welcomed them all, with open Published 06 Nov, 2022 07:08am