a   Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Racecar
a   What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
a   Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
Every lunch it went back four seconds
a   Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well!
a   Why won’t bikes stand up by themselves?
Because they are two tired (too tired).
a   What do you call your father-in-law’s only child’s mother-in-law?
Mom!
a   What do you call a song about a car?
A car tune (cartoon)
a   Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy
a   Why did the cake like to play baseball?
Because it was a good batter.
a   What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.
a   What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.— Compiled by The Surfer
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