The Malik of all he surveys!
By Amir Mateen
RAhman Malik, the PPP henchman for all things discreet and controversial, has finally landed in the soup. The controversy over his alleged role in having the by-elections postponed made him the most sought-after person in the Senate.
The nosey journalists had their mikes ready for an array of explosive questions: Why did he mislead the Frontier government to extract the letter that was made the basis for the postponement of the by-elections? Who asked him to do that and, importantly, what was the game plan?
It was interesting because everybody, from Asif Zardari to Nawaz Sharif, condemned the postponement minutes after the announcement. Rahman Malik, funnily, also joined the bandwagon, saying that he would hold an inquiry into the matter, something he loves to do on a daily basis these days. But the cat got out of the bag when the Frontier government spilled the beans. The Frontier spokesman claimed it was Mr Malik who had misled them and asked them to join the governments at the centre and in three other provinces in getting the polls postponed. That says something about the gullibility of the youthful NWFP chief minister. But it says more about the state of affairs. After all, who is Rahman Malik working for; our pundits at the parliamentary cafeteria seemed intrigued.
Some believed it was aimed at delaying Shahbaz Sharif from taking reins of power in Punjab. Others thought Asif Zardari wants more time to decide whether he will contest the elections and then perhaps replace Yousuf Raza Gilani as the prime minister. Still others believed, more plausibly, that it was done at the behest of the presidency that does not want the coalition number strengthened for any possible impeachment of the president.
Whatever the real story, many believed that Asif Zardari could not just disown the move and then not do anything about the man and his action.
The man who was in the thick of the controversy, Rahman Malik, was found playing hide and seek with the snoopy pen-pushers. He made a screeching U-turn from the Senate’s main entrance when he saw a barrage of journalists sharpening their knives. He chose the back door, again something that he is good at, to reach the Senate.
Once inside the house, he was suddenly his usual confident self completely at ease, with his newly acquired pinglish and jet black hair dye. He was quick to take up Senator Razzaq Thaheem’s query about the mounting incidents of kidnapping for ransom along the banks of the River Indus near Shikarpur and Jacobabad. While assuring the House that he was aware of the grave situation, he could not help bragging that he was appointing an Inspector-General of Police (IGP) who will see all IGPs in the province. “Now that amounts to interference in the provincial affairs,” Deputy Chairman Jan Jamali could not resist saying to journalists in his chambers. Mr Jamali was right as the law and order was a provincial concern. Imagine Shahbaz Sharif and Haider Hoti being instructed by Mr Malik as to how they should handle the provincial affairs. The poor thing, RM had generated another controversy before he was through with the earlier one. “How much power does this man want,” quipped another Senator in Mr Jamali’s chambers.
The question may not be so wrong. The general feeling at the cafeteria was that Rahman Malik was the most powerful person in the government. More influential than Yousuf Raza and may be even Asif Zardari. No matter what the issue, RM is found at the centre-stage of all things newsworthy. If Musharraf needs to convey something to Asif, RM is the man that his aides look for. If Asif has to deal with judges, or negotiate with allies, or even go to Dubai on an undisclosed agenda, RM is always the key man. He is the one who arranges private plane from a real estate tycoon who wants new friends in the new government to save his billions.
RM is in-charge of all departments that governments need to sort out the bad lot, particularly journalists, whose phones, we are told, are already being tapped with abandon. So much is the range of his interests and power that he is now found even brokering a deal between the incorrigible Nasim Ashraf and Shoaib Akhtar.
RM has got his influence spread from London to Washington with connections in ‘agencies’ everywhere. Not bad for a person who started off from a humble background near Sialkot to become one of the richest Pakistanis in London. The problem is that he is still not giving up at power grabbing. He has to be seen either sitting next to Asif Zardari or in the queue that stands behind him in all media events. Even if it takes elbowing colleagues or competitors out.
All this may explain what is wrong with the PPP-led government. The first 40 days that were supposed to unleash a new revolution have given the impression of a government which has no idea how, why and what it is doing and for whom.
The Asif Zardari-led team has already confused everybody -- the lawyers, judges, journalists, their allies and may be the public. It was clear at the time of election result that people had voted against the forces of the establishment in the hope of a change.
What seemed like a straight fight between those who supported Musharraf and those who did not has now become a mish-mash where the Raphman Maliks of the world are adding to the confusion every day. Each day brings a list of new ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ on issues for which the two leading parties were voted into power.
The ultimate loser in this chaotic mad race, say our cafeteria buffs, is Asif. The public may not be concerned over what deals he may or may not have made with the powers that be, everybody expects, at the end of the day, a better government. A government dealing with everyday issues of electricity and flour, not pussyfooting on crucial issues that can be handled in no time. RM or no RM.


